Dollar General discovered by Christopher Columbus. 504 Scott News can now confirm that newly uncovered historical documents reveal a shocking truth about Christopher Columbus: not only did he “discover” America, he also discovered the very first Dollar General, located conveniently between two confused tribes and a swamp that smelled “like Tuesday.” Archaeologists say the structure was unmistakable — slanted roof, flickering lantern that refused to stay lit, and a handwritten sign on the door th